the weird al show theme

oh

this is a story 'bout a guy named al

and he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal

but the sanitation workers really didn't approve

so he packed up his accordion and had to move

to a city in ohio where he lived in a tree

and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory

and he played on the company bowling team

and every single night he had a strange recurring dream

where he was wearing lederhose in a vat of sour cream

but that's really not important to the story

well

the very next year he met a dental hygienist

with a spatula tattooed on her arm

but he didn't keep in touch

and he lost her number

then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm

and he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave

twenty miles below the surface of the earth

and he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich

for what it's worth

then one day al was in the forest trying to get a tan

when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man

he was caught in a bear trap and al set him free

and the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be

and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on tv

so he gives al a contract and whaddya know

now he's got his very own weird al show