the white stuff
yankovic, weird al
the first one was a sweet one
soon i finished off the bag
you can see 'em in my teeth
had so many my pancreas just went into shock
it's the most delicious thing i know
i've had a zillion or two
my teeth are all rotted clear through
but who cares? what else am i supposed to do?
what's in the middle? the white stuff
the first time that i tried it
nothing gets me high as that sandwhich cookie does
but i love the filling most
mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast
take some with me everywhere i go
might get a pimple or two
now twinkies and ding dongs won't do
all i need. you know what it is
what's in the middle? the white stuff