the worst fall guys player in the world (timthetatman rap roast)
Singer:bull, dan
this is the story of the world's worst fall guy
gather round! today's a momentous occasion
a tale of overcoming incompetence with determination
showing if you lack skill
just compensate with desperation
give it up for tim the tat man
it's time for celebration
saying tim was bad at fall guys is an understatement
even booting up the game for him was an undertaking
so imagine the planet's wonder and amazement
when he won we thought he must have been exchanged with a replacement
he was the world's worst fall guy
he didn't just drop the ball
he couldn't swing the bat
with a lack of winning streak as big as that
you'll never bring it back
give it up for tim the tat man
the single crappest player we have ever seen
if his deficiency was a tree
reaching new levels of ineptitude with every stream
so if tim can win a fall guys game
then you can do what you need for your life to change
you can smash it at the gym
you can ask for that promotion
and just be more relaxed and open
and you'll overcome all challenges
no matter if disheartening
you're sure to beat your shortcomings thanks to tim's martyrdom
that's some nifty marketing
and hats off to tim the tat man