there ain't no sanity clause

rabies got the scabies now he's down on all fours

hasn't helped his drumming

changing hands for paws

afraid he's quarantined

means no more foreign tours

ah ha

there ain't no sanity clause

oh no

there ain't no sanity clause

oh no

there ain't no sanity clause

oh no

there ain't no sanity clause

oh no

there ain't no sanity clause

vanian had a visit from a guy named drac

says he's from the blood bank wants his ten pints back

singer's rather sickly

when it rains it pours

oh no

there ain't no sanity clause

oh no

there ain't no sanity clause

oh no

there ain't no sanity clause

oh no

there ain't no sanity clause

oh no

there ain't no sanity clause

did you expect that i would believe

the tale you told last christmas eve

about the man that man is fat and round

delivers gifts without a sound

here comes uncle nick

let's give him some stick

here comes uncle nick

let's give him some stick

captain's out of order 'cause he thinks he's jaws

biting lady punters on the norfolk broads

paul plays the bass he's just debased that's all

oh no

there ain't no sanity clause

there ain't no sanity clause

ho ho ho