this goes up (smile)

i'll do a dance that's very far from easy

but make it look as simple as parcheesi. when you get tired

and your labor irks

just look inspired

and show the dental works. when you have to dance a mile

how the hell can ladies smile!

this goes up! that goes up!

turn nose up! smile!

no pouting! no doubting!

i'm shouting! smile!

tho' work may be real serious

smile until you're delirious. hey

hey

foot! hey straw foot!

lift your foot! smile.