this is what you came for parody

this song

was written bout taylor

before

calvin got dumped poor dude

back when he was in love with her

and she was in love

too

oh

oh

it seemed to good to be true

they were such a cute

couple but then pretty soon

taylor started to do

what she always starts to do

act all cuckoo

she said

where the hell have you been?

working

on a new song for you

bullshit

what's it called then calvin?

it's called 'this is what you came for'

and it's all about

you

oh

oh

i do not believe you!

baby i swear it's true

then explain this picture dude

she is singing the tune

now i know what i've got to do

watch every move!

taylor proceeded to

never let him out of view

her eyes were always glued

to everything he would do

but he still loved her true

i love how you stare at me boo

i don't trust you! ha ha!

one day

when taylor's eyes were shut

calvin

snuck to a massage spot

that was known for giving hand jobs

and photographers

caught him leaving the shop

taylor saw the news and thought

he'll pay for that hand job

once he releases his song

about me i'll cheat on

him and dump his ass for tom

hiddleston! ha ha ha ha haa!

and so

taylor played along for

five months

until his song came out

it's time! ha ha ha ha ha!

baby

our song is a huge hit

i put

my soul in it for you

ha ha ha ha haa!

that's great but calvin dear guess what?

i've been cheating on

you with tom hiddleston

the bad guy from thor wait what?

i thought we had true love

that's before your rub and tug

it was only a rub

bullshit

now it is time i must

finish you up! ha ha ha ha ha!

pufffff

mmm! mmph

mmph!

blaaaaaaahhh!

mmmm

now that's what i came for! ha ha ha ha!

literally! hmmm!

come on

tom! i'm horny now! let us go to the dwelling!