three minutes of ecstasy

you've been counting all the days off

of your calendar for weeks now

you can't wait for saturday 'cause

that's the night that it all goes down

from 7:45 to 7:48 pm in particular

'cause that is when i will give you what you need

three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month

you just tell me baby if that is too much

when my stuff is in your stuff

our souls become entwined

for 180 seconds

my sex has blown your mind

go ahead and call all your girlfriends

and give them the details of how it went down. uhh!

i know you can't wait

to brag to all of them

about how i took your ass to wangtown

i'll get my captain's hat

put on my floaties

and we'll set sail for sexy seas

for at least. three minutes of ecstasy

any more and this house would burn

that's why i don't last longer

your safety is my main concern

if you haven't finished

well baby that's just fine

you know that i'm here for you

oh shit

look at the time

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maybe it's starting to sink in

just how long three minutes really is. let's skip to the end. 179 one thousand

180 one thousand hu-ahh!

gah!

three minutes of ecstasy

several nights a month

but not more than four times a month

that would be ridiculous

i'm sure i left you happy

but in case that's not enough

here's a copy of my headshot

and a drawing of my nuts

a drawing of my nuts

a drawing of my nuts