til brad pitt comes along

do you remember the day

i leaned up against your car

and it started rolling down the street

you screamed and ran after it

and tried to open the door

and it ran over your foot

and i was too busy laughing on the ground to see. it would take brad pitt to leave you

it takes five seconds to need you

when i'm mad at all the lovebirds

'cause they don't know to play our song

i wish that pretty girls couldn't see you

i wish that all your roads would lead you right to me

'cause that's where you belong

until brad pitt comes along

do you remember the time we watched carrie

and you said it reminded you of me

and i threw the remote at you

and you said my point exactly"