is about a really close friend of mine
my mates talk shit about their wives
but ain't that just life?
she's been pregnant now for some time
i thought it wouldn't happen from my young life
or when i tried drugs twice
i thought downstairs had gone and messed it up
the doctor told me that i need to stop stressin'
the only thing that's working against us is just time
my wife called me up while i was workin' at the pub
she told me i was gonna be a daddy
she said there's something that i done right
told her i was gonna be a father
i can't explain this feelin' but i love life
i've never had a purpose and this had just become mine
to create this little person that's fun size
but i pray he gets his mum's eyes
i say he 'cause i've always wanted a son
the ultrasound said it's a boy
my little ray of sunshine
i can't wait to see my son rise
you know what they say about time though? it does fly
fast forward nine months and suddenly it's crunch time
it's been a few days of goin' through contractions
gotta stopwatch timin' every moment that it happens
we reached five minutes so it's hospital time
i call ahead to see the doctors arrive
now i properly drive like the cops are behind
but there was barely any traffic so we got there in time
but she ain't got a worry in sight
exactly what you want in a wife
it's been several days of epic pain
finally she's comin' to that second stage of labour
put a sponge up on her head and say