tmnr (intro)
Singer:chris webby
yo it's the teenage mutant ninja rapper you don't wanna' start bro
the combination of donatello and leonardo
michelangelo and raph rolled into one
with the knowledge of master splinter so shredder is done
i'm the creature on the block
and i'm heatin' up the spot
the way i rip it on the mic even jesus gotta watch
and a court case 'cause they tryna' send me to prison
i'm the illest white dude that ya never heard
for lack of a better word
i'm a dog like a boxer or a pug
'bout to make a splash in the game
and i thought you were a thug
but then they scared to battle me 'cause i could squash 'em like a bug
mixin' 5-hour energy with hennessy
mind's so fucked up i can't even remember me
rollin' up more joints than a cobra spine
i am the master of the metaphors
i just put one in the air like carbon dioxide
i'm popeye after digestin' a can of spinach
say more in a sec than you can in a minute
one punch make 'em backflip the fuck off the atlas
i'm a tempur-pedic mattress i'll leave an impression
danny glover with the lethalest weapon
come back and i gots'ta get it
joints rolled so big you think a rasta did it
sippin' on some jell-o shots with some vodka in it
so now listen up to ya boy