tmnr (intro)

Singer:chris webby

yup

i'm back

round two muthafucka

chris webby

yo it's the teenage mutant ninja rapper you don't wanna' start bro

the combination of donatello and leonardo

michelangelo and raph rolled into one

with the knowledge of master splinter so shredder is done

coppin' pizza by the box

i'm the creature on the block

no beatin' what i got

and i'm heatin' up the spot

the way i rip it on the mic even jesus gotta watch

reachin' to the top

battlin' the villains

and a court case 'cause they tryna' send me to prison

i'm the illest white dude that ya never heard

i'm the shit

for lack of a better word

i'm a dog like a boxer or a pug

'bout to make a splash in the game

got water in the tub

and i thought you were a thug

but then they scared to battle me 'cause i could squash 'em like a bug

mixin' 5-hour energy with hennessy

mind's so fucked up i can't even remember me

spit it dope with rhyme

homie i am so defined

rollin' up more joints than a cobra spine

i am the master of the metaphors

rip it from connecticut

australia to equador

settle scores easy

i do not try

i just put one in the air like carbon dioxide

i'm popeye after digestin' a can of spinach

i'm handlin' business

say more in a sec than you can in a minute

animalistic

you cannot attack this

one punch make 'em backflip the fuck off the atlas

i'm a tempur-pedic mattress i'll leave an impression

danny glover with the lethalest weapon

come back and i gots'ta get it

joints rolled so big you think a rasta did it

sippin' on some jell-o shots with some vodka in it

known for notoriety

i'm big papa with it

so now listen up to ya boy

roll one up

kick ya feet up

sit back and enjoy

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