call a marine

i was sittin' in a bar

boozin' and losin'

and some jackoff walks up cruisin' for a bruisin'

poppin' off and makin' my whole redneck red

he asked my girl if she'd like to dance

he had three buddies so i had no chance

i looked around the room for a friend and i saw fred

a quick evaluation of the situation

and we entered into a conversation

it seemed to last the better part of the next two songs

now i didn't say and they didn't ask

but fred did two tours over in iraq

and

son

it was over before it was even on. call a marine

instead of 911

they're built to improvise

adapt and overcome

when you're in knee deep and you're up shit's creek

and you've tried everything

tell you what you do

call a marine!

now my sister's husband didn't love her no more

and he runned off with a skinny little whore

and left her sittin' around the house with a couple of kids

she just lays around in that muumuu gown

old girl put on about 35 pounds

one day i went over to her house and i said

hey