rum is the reason

i heard davey crockett had a pint in his pocket

good whiskey at the alamo

now that pancho villia had a jug of tequila when he walked the streets of old mexico

while blackbeard was fleecing around the hurricane season

he didn't quit because of a girl

yeah

rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

while russia was brawling

i bet that old stalin was calling for a vodka martina

while the world waited in fear

old hitler drank beer from a stein

eating sauerkraut and weenies

yeah

down through the ages

they couldn't drink their diamonds and pearls

no

rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

i ain't getting much done but i'm having fun sailing on the deep blue sea

my whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the sun sinking down on me

my catch of the day is a tall cuba libra chased down with a 12 oz curl

yeah

rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

i ain't getting much done but i'm having fun sailing on the deep blue sea

my whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the sun sinking down on me

my catch of the day is a tall cuba libra chased down with a 12 oz curl

yeah

rum is the reason i guess. hey

rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

take it home coral reefers

haha. yeah