her name's lara croft and this
is the way that she started off: she hits land
in the wreck of the endurance
she probably should have got better insurance
the challenges ahead are gonna test her performance
so endurance is of the utmost importance
she'll really have to use her wits
now the developers appear to have reduced her tits
here's a house of lunatics
darker than the night sky during a lunar eclipse
no clips to put into the gun
no gun so it's a good job she brung her bow
going hard with a longbow
prognosis: a disarmament pronto
shots popping off as if there was a lock-in
in the bar with the cointreau
from the coast of the arctic to the heart of the congo
lara's banging heads harder than bongo's
tomb raider's a tune that'll invade your brain
get in her way and she'll make you taste the pain
shh. this is the bit of the track
in which i kill it with triplet raps
it doesn't particularly add to the narrative
there isn't a faster brit on the map
who's spitting as wicked as that
so i suggest you give it a clap
an aristocrat whose bars are hotter than ovens
did i tell you the fact that lara croft is my cousin?
i'm dropping a dozen hip-hoppy productions a week
to leave you properly buzzing
and it's costing you nothing
i'm pretty sure than nishimura should be hitting the record button
soon as i walk up and talk upon tomb raider
like a doomsdaying saber-toothed soothsayer
'til then i'll see you dudes later
tomb raider's a tune that'll invade your brain
get in her way and she'll make you taste the pain