said tommy the cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat
many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine
truly a wonder of nature this urban predator
tommy the cat had many a story to tell
but it was a rare occasion such as this that he did
well
she came slidin' down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot biscuit
the aroma
the mean scent
was enough to arouse suspicion in even the oldest of the tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days
the sight was beyond belief
many a head snapped for double - even triple - takes as this vivacious feline made her way into the delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbies were known to hang out
they hung in droves. such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place
and that was o'malley's alley
the air was thick with cat calls
but not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into the heart of the alley