tongue of the cobra

Singer:rhett & link

can you taste it? that's not enough you've got to place it

is that an onion or a leek?

wake the pink snake

sleeping in your mouth cave

it's flavor that it seeks

let your taste bud blossom like an orchid

and penetrate a pastry

don't let it dry out

refresh it inside your mouth

or just lap up some gravy

the tongue of the cobra

it don't take no for an answer

it's twirling like a dancer

the tongue of the cobra will never roll over and quit

no!

'cause it does the licking it never gets licked

blind your sight holes

plug up both your nostrils

smelling is for losers

whip out your taste worm

just let it go and watch it squirm

jab it in a cruller

the tongue of the cobra must meet its quota of flavor

but it doesn't need your favors

the tongue of the cobra

got the power of oprah times two

it's the strongest of muscles

second only to glutes

the tongue of the cobra

whip it out!

the tongue of the cobra