cocktales (radio edit)

Singer: too $hort

cause these are the tales

the freaky tales

these are the tales that i cherrish so well. you don't like my dirty rap

you can go to hell

cause short dog's on the mic spittin cocktales. h - e - a - d

all you washed up girls tryin to throw that p. you're just a big freak

you better not complain

when you hear these cocktales and you hear your name. if you're takin

it ain't no thing

i'll pick up the phone and call janine. if i call marie

i know for a fact

i'll get worked in my drop top cadillac. i met this freak -- named naomi

straight head doctor

worked me and my homies. she had a best friend

her name was vicki

i pulled her to the side and let her lick me. she was fine as hell

but not fine and tina

tina

tina

the dick cleana!

i took her to my house and i told her

strip!"