too drunk to drive

there ain't a liquor store

dive bar

or corner booth for twenty miles around

we ain't on a boat

on a lake

in the sun with the cooler loaded down

but suddenly

i'm feeling all impaired from the way you looked at me from over there

rolling like i'm stoned past gone

looking in your eyes

girl

i'm too

i'm too

i'm too drunk to drive

what do i do with you? let's lay it low tonight

got me high

got me right

got me flyin' 'cause you're looking so fine

i ain't had no shot

ain't drank a drop

but i'm too drunk to drive

you can hide my keys

lock the door

maybe we can find something here to do

maybe wreck some sheets

crash your lips into mine and not even make the news

these four walls are safer than them two lanes

you pour 'em tall when you start whispering my name

ain't no blue light

line walkin'

happening tonight

girl

i'm too

i'm too

i'm too drunk to drive

what do i do with you? let's lay it low tonight

got me high

got me right

got me flyin' 'cause you're looking so fine

i ain't had no shot

ain't drank a drop

but i'm too drunk to drive

yeah

i'm too drunk to drive

yeah girl

i'm too

i'm too

i'm too drunk to drive

what do i do with you? let's lay it low tonight

got me high

got me right

got me flyin' 'cause you're looking so fine

i ain't had no shot

ain't drank a drop

but i'm too drunk to drive

no

i ain't had a shot

ain't drank a drop

but i'm too drunk to drive

i'm just too drunk to drive

i'm too drunk to drive

yeah

yeah

yeah

i'm too drunk to drive