too drunk to fish

now me and harold this buddy of mine decided that we'd go fishin'

one time

so we drove to the lake with my brand new bass boat. i

brought the fishin' poles the pork and beans the saltine crackers

and the canned sardines

and harold brought all the booze one man

could tote. while i loaded the boat and filled the tank and tried to

get that motor to crank

harold just sat there sippin' on a longneck

beer. while i was steerin' the boat and tyin' the plugs he was

drinkin' moonshine straight from the jug and he was

singing melancholy baby" when we left the pier