too jesusy

Singer:stephen lynch

oh baby

you were such a tease

only get down on your knees to pray

to pray

and something in your bible says

not to let me share your bed today

today

oh

now i see

that you turned out to be

too jesusy for me

our life was filled with sexy and kink

cigarettes and weed

and drink and beer

and beer

now it's bible verse and bible class

and bible shove it up your arse

my dear

my dear

'cause you and me

plus jesus makes three

that's too jesusy for me

you and i are through

can i please get an amen?

'cause i got bored with you

when you got all born again

i'm sick of hearing about that guy

his magic kingdom in the sky above

above

so take that precious cross you wear

and give yourself a linda blair

my love

my love

if jesus were me

even he would agree

you're too jesusy for me

for me

too jesusy for me