too much time on my hands

sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool

got the twelve o'clock news blues

and i've given up hope for the afternoon soaps

and a bottle of cold brew

is it any wonder i'm not crazy? is it any wonder i'm sane at all

well i'm so tired of losing- i got nothing to do and all day to do it

i go out cruisin' but i've no place to go and all night to get there

is it any wonder i'm not a criminal?

is it any wonder i'm not in jail?

is it any wonder i've got

too much time on my hands?

it's ticking away with my sanity

i've got too much time on my hands

it's hard to believe such a calamity

i've got too much time on my hands

and it's ticking away

ticking away from me

too much time on my hands

too much time on my hands

too much time on my hands

too much time on my hands

too much time on my hands

too much time on my hands

now

i'm a jet fuel genius - i can solve the world's problems

without even trying

i got dozens of friends and the fun never ends

that is

as long as i'm buying

is it any wonder i'm not the president

is it any wonder i'm null and void?

is it any wonder i've got

too much time on my hands?

it's ticking away with my sanity

i've got too much time on my hands

it's hard to believe such a calamity

i got too much time on my hands

and it's ticking away

ticking away from me

too much time on my hands

too much time on my hands

too much time on my hands

too much time on my hands

too much time on my hands

too much time on my hands