too pooped to pop

casey is an old man who wants to be a teen

he goes to all the dances and they call him cha-cha king

he cha-chas when the band is playin' rock and roll

he tries to keep in time but the beat leaves him cold. because he's too pooped to pop

too old a soul

hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do the stroll

and every time his feet get to go in one way

here comes a new dance and it's goin' to stray. chicks told casey

you better move man

this is only a one night stand

casey wasn't in time but he was dancin' awhile

till a cramp caught his leg and he had to change his style. because he's too pooped to pop

too old a soul

hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do the stroll

and every time his feet get to go in one way

here comes a new dance and it's goin' to stray. because he's too pooped to pop

too old a soul

hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do the stroll

and every time his feet get to go in one way

here comes a new dance and it's goin' to stray. casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo

this might have been fine back in '22

now

i'm gonna give you fellows just a little tip

if you wanna keep your girl you'd better get hip

or

you'll be too pooped to pop

too old a soul

you hips are gettin' weaker when you'll try to do the stroll

and every time your feet gettin' to go in one way

here comes a new dance you'll be left to stray.