toothpick spliffs

i don't smoke blunts cause i'm frugal with my dookie

i hock a loogie

spit it out then hit the hoochies

i'm on bud like hux. comma rudy

it's my duty to get loopy on the buddha like it's booty

i smoke fields i cold cock crops

i smoke peels smoke robe cough drops

i smoke if it's green i smoke monopoly homes

it spices up my life when the monotony drones

i smoke bags

smoke bails

smoke 'till i see trails

only time i put it down is when i see a female

just a minor detail that'll usually pass

i'll hit that ass

hit that glass packed tight with the grass

i smoke greedo i smoke kermit

i smoke the weed 'til it makes me vermit

i vote third party that's code for get high

now come on pass the yoshi to the left hand side

smokey doesn't like me cause i burn up his trees

i smoke more sesame seeds than i was mayor mccheese

i'm just a cancer ridden mc seekin' pain relief

pass the marijuana hit it

hold in

release

call me dirty d 'cause the question's what the dilly

fucked up like it's whisky and i'm fuckin' punkabilly

fuck tennessee

i'm chumley getting chilly

mc chris smoke tooth pick spliffs

fuck a philly

i'll scrape your bong steal roaches from your ashtray

i'll rent nice dreams i'll rent half baked

i'll eat a box of frosted flakes because they taste great

only leads to cat nap doesn't lead to date rape

light the incense turn on the black light

steady stressin' let's get stoned like stalactites

break it out

break it up pack it the bag pipes

i hit that apple and i ended up at applebee's

went to wendy's

went to denny's

went to mickey d's

i went to crystal

went to castle

went where i pleased

ate more meat and cheese than mr. dom deluise

i slept all day and i got nothing accomplished

just being honest i get paranoid and nauseous

i get obnoxious it's not comin' at a constant

it's a pipe not a pulpit

pass it on or get accosted

call me dirty d 'cause the question's what the dilly

fucked up like it's whisky and i'm fuckin' punkabilly

fuck tennessee

i'm chumley getting chilly

mc chris smoke tooth pick spliffs

fuck a philly