top hat bar and grill

well

if you're lookin' for a good time

look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find

the kind of good times you will

come every friday and saturday evening at the top hat bar and grill

well

at the top hat bar and grill

there is a waitress name of lil

well

she's a honky tonky

little bit chunky

divorcee

she wears the tight hippy hugger slacks

you can believe me when i tell you jack

that she's a dancin'

prancin'

hard romancin'

p-i-e-c-e

and she can do the boogie woogie

she can do the boogaloo

and she can do the hoochie coochie

and she knows how to nasty too

so

if you're lookin' for a good time

look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find

the kind of good times you will

come every friday and saturday evening at the top hat bar and grill

well

at the top hat bar and grill

they've got this bouncer name of gil

well

he's a honky tonky heavily funky ex-marine

he wears the skin-tight body builder shirts

and jack he'll knock you out into the dirt

but

if you got you no money or you try to get funny

then

brother you gonna see

that man's gonna do the boogie woogie

he gonna do the boogaloo

he gonna do the hoochie coochie

and he'll be doin' all his dancin' on you

so

if you're lookin' for a good time

look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find

the kind of bad times you will

come every friday and saturday evening at the top hat bar and grill

lookin' for a good time

lookin' for a bad time

so

if you're lookin' for a good time

the parties you want but you ain't gonna find

the kind of good times you will

come every friday and saturday evening at the top hat bar and grill