torchlight

i'm in the dungeon under torchlight

hunting for some more fights

lunging at these monsters with a hundred different sword types

sorry chum

this one just isn't your night

i'm plundering your undergarments but they feel all tight

i collect the sets of armor

check my rare pajamas

i slot the buttonhole with ember for some extra mana

my hotbar's rock hard

i'm rough like a dog bark

you're taking a beating

i've got heart

drop bars like a bard practising a lost art

rap battling a path to the boss part on hard

to ensure i've done the job

i employ a wondrous wand

you just can't get the staff these days

go on

jog on

waving my piece at dangerous beasts

aim and then squeeze

flaming and making them bleed

draining their veins

changing their brain to debris

savour the pain and release

when i slay 'em and the game says

your fame has increased"