town called ugley

left in plenty of time and thank god we did

the clock kept screaming the time and the tires skid

turn left

'bout a half hour later

we were right back where we began

when we started this trip

it wasn't just my mood that was going down hill

it even felt we were being pursued when the car stood still

turn right

the tom-tom said

i wanna chuck it right out of the car

and leave it for dead

i swear we drove right past the old kings head

25 times or more

the wipers stopped and catherine said

i can't take this any more"