tricks up my sleeve

i'm a jake

i don't bake a cake

i'm not a cake daddy

you know the type be pullin up in a caddy

with a drop top

see when i hoe hop

i kick it to the bus stop

and it's goodie goodie gumdrops

i don't be droppin squat but to the heads they think it's topnotch

i'm skippin over every other dip as if it's

hop hop hop hop hop hop hop

hop

hopscotch

watch

aiy aiyyo man

ay man

look at ol' girl

she got a big ass!

aiy man

ay. hey sweetheart

how you doin?

i'm doin fine. oh word? what's your name?

rayshel. why don't you come over to the house so i can put you in the

buck bang!

aight check it

you see i only bag ya for a second

you never see me beggin

you see the slimmie naked

in my headroom

mo' better yet my bedroom

tippedy tokin

and stutterin as if she's max headroom

redroom no i ain't a murderer

i'm jake the rake

yo sorry if i'm hurtin the

vaginal area

fallopian tubes and your cervix

i strongly recommend that for your gen' you get some jergens

i find it beneficial; not to force the issue

i just blow my shit and wipe you see a head it's like tissue

use em and throw em away

see a hoe a day is essential

if you want a piece of the rock

trick

go to prudential

cause i rock a buyer babe on the treetop

and when the wind blows

my dick'll get hard

the cradle will rock

i'm like the peacock on nbc

nuttin but cock

i pump

prrrrrrrrrrrump pump it up yo

like a reebok

hey

i don't sell junk

but i'm a junkyard dog

and when i duke it's a hazzard

so call me boss hog

or roscoe pecol

ohhhhh! pain

that's the sound of the caravan. running the train

yeahhhh yeahh

bitch

that's the sound of the caravan

running the train

owwowhwahaheha! check it out

check it out yeah

in yo' eye!

yeahh! hahhh! yeahh!

twilite tone got tricks up my sleeve

immenslope got tricks up my sleeve

yo drk got tricks up my sleeve

de la soul got tricks up my sleeve

juju got tricks up my sleeve

the nubian nut got tricks up my sleeve

com sense got tricks up my sleeve

i'm not a jake or a rake or a hoe

but i got the mo' better

for head of the class

and if you ask me i'm not tryin ta be drastic

i'm not a bitch like robin givens i'm concerned about your

plastic

ask it

i'll tell you what you wanna know

and if i tell you no

don't be all up on it dope

frontin so your friends won't know that you got the 86

so you call me a bitch

you get your kicks

but kix and trix are for kids

i don't turn no tricks

i don't suck no dix-ie cups

i hops in the hubba hubba bubba i'm like

al b. stud

cause if i'm not your lover or your friend

don't try to spend

waste your time

tryin to get a taste of mine but you ain't tastin mine

so find a new type puss

cause if i don't like you

you ain't gettin service g

this ain't the drivethru

drive by

way far

and everything'll be groovy

then you pester me? yo i'ma tell ya like the nubians

move on black brotha move on

you gotta move on black brotha move on