trigger happy
yankovic, weird al
well you know it makes me feel alright
helps me sleep a little better at night
there's no feeling any greater
than to shoot first and ask questions later
you can't take my guns away
i got a constitutional right
i gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight
i'll blow their brains out with my smith and wesson
that ought to teach them all a darn good lesson
or i'm gonna have to blow you away
i accidentally shot daddy last night in the den
i mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed nazi again
now why'd you have to get so mad?
it was just a lousy flesh wound
i still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
little fluffy took a round
better take him to the vet
i filled that kitty cat so full of lead
we'll have to use him for a pencil instead
or i'm gonna have to blow you away
come on and grab your ammo
what have you got to lose?
we'll get all liquored up
and shoot at anything that moves
got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
i'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
i always keep a magnum in my trunk
because i'm trigger happy
or i'm gonna have to blow you away
or i'm gonna have to blow you away
or i'm gonna have to blow you away
or i'm gonna have to blow you away.