triple crown

so bartender set me up with the triple crown

double ain't enough when i'm feelin' this down

i'll celebrate the misfortune i've found

with my own version of the triple crown

well i'd gone to the racetrack to place my bet

saw my ex-wife and her new boyfriend

layin' down some money on the long-shot horse

using her alimony from our divorce

i won some money at the preakness and the belmont stakes

the kentucky derby was the very next race

put it all on lucky in love"