troll doll celebrities

hello. hello my name is jimmy fallon

and welcome to the auditions for troll

productions inc. remember

we're looking for a star or celebrity to sponsor our

new line of trolls dolls

in our new series of commercials. so thanks for coming. let's just start the auditions

uh

first up

mr. john travolta. she's like

i swear to god

i mean i can't believe you guys are trying to sell

these things

right. i mean like

who does his hair? i mean like

his hair's so

frizzy. i mean like

you guys can probably get some

like

anti-friz shampoo or

something

right? i mean

i don't know how you guys expect to sell these things

looking so weird

right? a-huh-huh. thank you

uh

next up

cliff calvin

the mailman from cheers?

hey

thanks a lot to ya buddy. i was talking with marty about these dolls. turns out

the uh

turns out the actual midget trolls were made in the 1300's

by

uh

indian chiefs looking for a story to keep their children occupied. these trolls are nice

but i'd rather be having a beer with normy back at the bar. thank you

cliffy. uh

next up

uh

comedian jerry seinfeld. okay people

okay. will ya look at these things? i mean

do you remember when

dolls used to have moving arms and legs? am i right? he doesn't have any pants

on! what's the deal with that?! no pants! you get the doll. you don't get the

pants!

thank you

uh

next up

actor nicolas cage. who? what? where?

that's all i got for that one actually. next up

uh

comedian robin williams. oh yes

troll dolls

yes. a beautiful thing

yes. it's a beautiful thing. yes. looks like don king on viagra

yes. yes

suddenly the guy's at home going

what the hell's going on there?"