there are nearly half a million facts?
only knows about a quarter of them
so like some sort of gay conversion therapist dj
i'm going yo try todo ser the record straight
and let me choose a few selected truths with which todo lecture you and set to music
i was sent yo do this by skull and pat
who produce some other nerdy raps
fact: michael jackson wasn't actually black
he was latvian and just happened to look like that
fact: the planet isn't flat or round
in feet and inches peter dinklage is bloody tall
vikings nevera wore helmets with horns
they never even wore pants or trousers at all
where they introduced the craze of ladies having labia
you probably may have been taught the periodic table
it was made by a carpenter from periodic maple
plus there's periodic place mats and periodic cutlery arranged by periodic maids and periodic butlers
each chemical element is the size of a pelican
that's so tiny that it defies any measurement
fact: the oldest skeleton that's ever been discovered was a hundred and eleven
someone left it in a cupboard
fact: no john lennon song's ever been covered
they we're lost in the wash and have never been recovered
he was in a heavy metal band calles the beatles
then he met paul mccartney and formed the eagles
their biggest ever hit was hotel rwanda
a motown anthem about smoking ganja
fact: a goat's antlers are made out of bone cancer