tulsa telephone book

have you read any good telephone books lately?

if you ain't

let me recommend one

i've already read that tulsa telephone book through thirteen times

if you don't know any last names

it ain't much fun

readin' that tulsa telephone book

can drive a man insane

especially if that girl you're lookin' for

has no last name

i've got to find her and tell her

that i don't want our love to end

so i'm readin' that tulsa telephone book again

i was in tulsa and didn't have anything going

she lived in tulsa and didn't have anything on

she said my name's juanita"