turtle wax (funkaholics anonymous)

my my my

your truth is a lie

and you help cover it up and you don't even ask why

so it goes

funky wunky

the funky junky

funky wunky

ouh

nooky nooky

you got that cookie

nooky nooky

ouh

hit them with the funky shift -

funky wunky ouh

slam me with the funky fix -

funky junky ouh

why why why do you quit before you try

you put a fake smile on your face but there's a tear in your eye

so i go

funky wunky

that funky junky

funky wunky

ouh

nooky nooky

i'll try her cookie

nooky nooky ouh

kick on in da funky shift

funky wunky ouh

slam me with da funky fix

funky junky ouh

and i don't believe the things they try to say

'cause things are gettin' a little bit funky

funky wunky

that funky junky

funky wunky

ouh

nooky nooky

i'll try her cookie

nooky nooky ouh

kick on in da funky shift

funky wunky ouh

slam me with da funky fix

funky junky ouh