twist of the magi

i sold your rolex

to buy that gold versace dress

i set free your whiny french poodle

so you can get your beauty rest

and i did it all for you

i did it all for you

this christmas

all your dreams

will come true

i put your mother on a greyhound

you'd always hoped she'd have the chance to see the world - now she can

i torched your sports illustrated swimsuit issues

so i could be your only girl - and now i am

how can i forget

all you've done for me

i'll get you yet

this is the season to give

but i can never forgive the damage that you've done

this must be love

i sank your bass boat

so you'd have more time to spend with me

i hocked your grandma's diamond earrings

for the down payment on my suv