two fools a minute

david lee roth

here's a little combination for you

seems like everything i like

will make me sick or poor or fat

ooh

you beautiful doll

save one for me and try not to laugh

who'll hold the horses

now you see it

now you don't

right

now i've seen everything

least everything i want

tasty

very sweet

honey

for the life of me

tell me baby

please

who's that unexpected company?

so it's up the road

turn right next thursday

think that's where i'm gone

i ain't drowning

just waving

ain't even worth a song

no

take one for yourself now

billy

don't be shy

yeah

look at them hard hats work

we was making something of it

and x did mark the spot

but y's a crooked letter

i forgot

but not me chief

i'm just radar

i don't talk in front of the kids

i know the difference

see

the meek shall inherit shit

i'd wait for her parade

while she's out doing yankee doodle

thought i had it made

but the gravy train was late as usual

and it's up the road

turn right next thursday

think that's where i'm gone

i ain't drowning just waving

ain't even worth a song

see you in the funny papers

guess that's where i'll be

they say two fools born a minute

guess that makes me three

hey

modulate

daddy

modulate

oh oh

oh

ooh

sizzling to the top

up

up

up

up

up

up the road

turn right next thursday

think that's where i'm gone

i ain't drowning just waving

ain't even worth a little song

see you in the funny papers

guess that's where i'll be

if there's two fools born a minute

i am all three

wait a minute

two fools born a minute

wait a minute

wait a minute

what time is it?

let me check it out

oh

oh

three fools born a minute

i knew i had company in here

where's the drummer?

four fools born a minute

wait a minute

wait a minute

i don't know how many people can get in the back here

billy you've gotta drive

five fools born a minute

no

no

we can't let stevie drive

six fools born a minute

that's right don't be staring at your stereo

fool

i tell ya all

yeah

shit

i've gotta be home before the end of record