two-player game

apocalypse of the damned!

level nine!

the cafetorium!

find the bad guy

push him aside

then move on forward with your friend at your side

it's a two-player game

so when they make an attack

you know you got a brother

gonna have your back

then you stay on track and. ah! remain on course

and if they give you a smack

you. gah! you use your force!

and if you leave your brother behind

it's lame

'cause it's an effed-up world

but it's a two-player game!

hey!

dude

you are cooler than a vintage cassette

it's just that no one else but me thinks that yet

you're just a nothing in this high school scheme

but it's no big

'cause you and i are a team

we like out-of-print games

retro skates

got a pac-man tattoo

nobody here appreciates

but soon we'll be together where they do

'cause guys like us are cool in college

cool in college

this i know

guys like us are cool in college

we rule in college

listen bro

high school is hell

but we navigate it well

'cause what we do

is we make it a two-player game

zombie!

watch out!

ah!

wah!

ugh

as losers

we have fought together for years

both nintendo zombies and our popular peers

now we're stuck on a level

and i wanna move on

just wait two years whereupon

you'll realize

guys like us are

cool in college

cool in college

won't be lame

dude

i know

i get it

guys like us are cool in college

but we're not in college

all the same

high school is whack

but we have each other's back

it's me and you

we make it a two-player game

gah!

oh!

zombie!

hello?

blood!

son?

claws!

jeremy!

pause

you know that you are my favorite person

that doesn't mean that i can't still dream

is it really true?

i'm your favowite person?

yeah

we're never not gonna be a team

high school is shit

and you gotta help me conquer it

it's just what we do

we make it a two-player game!

find the bad guy push him aside!

then move on forward with your friend at your side!

it's a two-player game

so when they make an attack

you know you got a brother

gonna have your back

then you stay on track and. ah! remain on course

and if they give you a smack

you. gah! you use your force!

and if you leave your brother behind

it's lame

'cause it's an effed-up world

but it's a two-player game!

hey!

two-player game

two-player game

he-e-ey!