u got what i need
Singer:mc chris
cincinnati punk sucks dick. can i say that
there's no energy in the fuckin music
they're a bunch of fuckin' chump rockers bitin' off the real deal
and everybody here can lick my fuckin filthy crab infested bag. with my high tech specs i inspect a love less
sittin' in a sun dress readin' cosmo sex tests
time for me to conquest i step to impress
it's the best of the rest she says her names beth
don't mean to be a pest but can i join
says she needs a rest from her daily stress
that's when busty beth break out the sticky sess
and yo we both connect like ackbar and jeff
i got the snack bar check kodak's in my pockets
sayin' word it's occurred if it's a curve then i'm a cock it
say my name is mc i've been known to rock it
a dildo i'm on it like bilbo the hobbit
the high totin' honky kicks it in kentucky
grade ten'll suck me great trouble fuckin'
and all the college co-eds consider themselves lucky
like they was lopez and my shit was puffy
now beth the busty wants to get a slushie
go back to her joint so we can gets lovey-dovey
i flip for that and freeze for the cab i do pay
but when i make the first move the ho say no way
but you say he's just a friend
oh you say he's just a friend
but you say he's just a friend
but you say he's just a friend
well this is a story about a girl named corey
that liked to play atari liked to read archie
she's browsin' beetle baily i'm browsin' the body
that make a mazarati go potty
so i step to impress with the jeans so torn
i say my name is mc she say word is born
never seen a girl like you in a comic book store
she buy for issues of hulk i buy four issues of thor
we walk out the door practically holdin' hands
i say you want a lift she say i got a man
oh you do for real well then where he be
obviously not in the vicinity
so listen to me cause my name is mc
when i get up on the mic i make the whole front row pee
my cars a mitsubishi the cd the bee gees
the song how deep is your love" cause your so deep into me