put down your remote control
there's no need to go outside
don't you know that we control the horizontal
we gonna make a couch potato out of you
that's what we gonna do now
don't worry 'bout your laundry
disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink
you better put away your homework
prime time ain't no time to think
all you do is make yourself a tv dinner
press your face right up against the screen
we gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen
don't worry 'bout your laundry
you can watch us all night
you can watch us any time that you please
you can sit around and stare at the picture tube
'till your brain turns into cottage cheese
don't worry 'bout your laundry