ultimate storytime

it's the moment i know you've planned for

the hour is finally here

a musical that you have to stand for

excuse me while i disappear

analytics indicated we should have an opening number

at the top of our little play

so we wrote an opening number

to match the flow of our jampacked show

that's sure to blow you away

it's the ultimate

yeah it's the best that ever was

though you might not believe it meets the title but yes it does

it's number one

yeah it's incomparably great

so sit back relax just wait

it's storytime

we're prepared to tell you a story

the likes of which you've never seen

we'll sprinkle in a couple of subplots

with some songs layered in between

it's sort of about self-expression

and freedom to be who you are

but don't get the wrong impression

its mostly jokes from jokesy folks

and lots and lots and lots of rhymes

it's the ultimate

the best that one could ever be

better than the things online

on vine potentially

it's the maximum

yeah it's the best that ever was

and you better believe because

it's storytime

down from the ground up to the sky

it's like a metaphor except for when it's not

as long as nothing goes awry

then you're in store for more than you could hope

so buckle your seatbelt strap on in

that has got nothing to do with the song i just want to be safe while driving

so we can let this musical begin!

it's the ultimate

yeah it's the cream of the crop

and we're here to make sure that the fun is nonstop

its number one as far as storytimes go

so let's get it in full swing

it's storytime

now it's your turn to sing

it's storytime

sit back relax just wait

it's storytime

yeah.