uncle bernie's farm

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i'm dreaming. there's a bomb to blow yo mommy up

a bomb for your daddy too

a baby doll that burps & pees

a case of airplane glue

a hungry plastic troll

to scarf yo buddy's arm

a box of ugly plastic things marked: uncle bernie's farm!

there's a little plastic congress

there's a nation you can buy

there's a doll that looks like mommy

she'll do anything but cry

there's a doll that looks like daddy

he's a funny little man

push a button & ask for money

there's a dollar in his hand

we gotta send santa claus back to the rescue mission

christmas don't make it no more

don't you know that murder & destruction

scream the toys in every store

there's a man who runs the country

there's a man who tried to think

and they're all made out of plastic

when they melt they start to stink

there's a book with smiling children

nearly dead with christmas joys!

and smiling in his office

is the creep who makes the toys. we got this car: when it hits the wall you see the guy dying. got the little plastic puddles of blood. by the car

i'm dreaming. he has intestines. he has plastic intestines you can

stuff back into his stomach. there's this other thing

i've got bombs. i've got rockets

i've got a. i've got a stilson wrench & plastic brass knuckles. and it comes with a tape recorder with sound effects. we got a '39 chevy.