uncle jimmy (skit)

Singer:die antwoord

uh

hi jimmy. yolandi

hi. come in. how you doin'?

i just wanted to ask you

come sit down. come sit here

right here on my lap. uh.okay.uh.well. there you go. you want some herbal tea?

uh

no thanks. you sure?

i'm fine. thanks. oh

yolandi

look at you. you're so cute and squishy

look at your little cheeky weekys you're so cute. i just want to keep you here in my office as my little pet; feed you

bathe you

comb your pretty hair. you don't have to do anything you don't want to do

you hear me yolandi?

mhmm

yeah

don't let anyone around here fuck you around. kay. you need anything

you hear me

if you need anything

come here to my office

sit right here on my lap and tell uncle jimmy what you need. you got that?

yes

jimmy. no

call me uncle jimmy. yes

uncle jimmy.