uncool as me

i'm quite the sped

i never shred

not cool

but my bros all call me itch

but that spells bitch

chaz bono dickbag

word fuck tick

not cool

and i smell like regret and tequila

i have no idea

hey you

you dance like those assholes i see

in old molly ringwald movies

i think you're as uncool as me

hey you

you dance like those assholes i see

in old molly ringwald movies

i think you're as uncool as me

and i dance!

they don't think you're all that cool

they like you for your step-dad's pool

they don't think you're all that cool

but your vampire fiction rules

i'm such a tit

i say dumb shit

not cool

and my friends think that i like men

don't even listen to them

john goodman gut

slow kid haircut

not cool

do you like renaissance fairs?

tis what thy lord doth wear

hey you

you dance like those assholes i see

in old molly ringwald movies

i think you're as uncool as me

hey you

you dance like those assholes i see

in old molly ringwald movies

i think you're as uncool as me

and i dance!

they don't think you're all that cool

they like you for your step-dad's pool

they don't think you're all that cool

but your vampire fiction rules

dancin' with myself

in the dark

on the ceiling

dancin' with myself

in the dark

on the ceiling

and i dance!

they don't think you're all that cool

they like you for your step-dad's pool. they don't think you're all that cool

but your vampire fiction rules

let's go to civil war reenactments

throw some back and yell too soon!" at them