unicorn rap

if you wanna see mc's

than come see these mc's

out to please

and without disease

flyer than the zipper on your pants

flying out your tweeters

and your amps

tell your uncles and aunts

i hold the mic like a weapon

or at least a water hose: step over

get a steady stream of water up your nose

'cause i'm a thug like that

i can't be trusted

go out of town

come back

and your mailbox'll be busted

all you other mc's

you're the best inferior

i squish your face like a zit

and leave you oozing down the mirror

the landfill called

they want their smelly rhymes back

your weakness is exposed like my plumber's crack

i'm like the terminator and the predator

if you put them both together

invisible and robotic

quizzical and hypnotic

i wrote the recipe for the perfect mc flow

i also wrote the recipe for green bean casserole

i can rap about food and make you hungry

i can rap about water and make you spongy

i can rap about a blanket and make you snugly

but i can't write a rap that won't make you ugly

what do you think about rhett and link

mc's extraordinare

captains of bunk

shake the junk in your trunk

and raise your hands up in the air