unrequited to the nth degree

oh

when i die and it won't be long

hey

you're gonna be sorry that you treated me wrong

yeah

you're gonna be sorry that you treated me bad

hey

and if there's an after life i'll gloat and i'll be glad

might be a plane crash

or some sort of od

hey

there's going to be a photograph with my obituary

you're gonna see it and you'll cry

you're gonna wanna wear black

hey

i'll be dead but you can bet your life

i'm gonna get you back

i'm tired of being left up on your shelf

i might not wait around

might kill myself

not only would you miss me

but you'd feel guilty to

oh

i'd be dead but it'd be too late the joke would be on you

ha ha ha ha

ho ho ho ho

chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle

snigger snigger snigger snigger

guffaw guffaw guffaw

yuk yuk yuk yuk

ha ha ha ha. so you better take warning

start treating me good

start doing the things that i think you should

and you better not pout and no you better not cry

the grim reaper is a-comin' to town and i just might die