uptown funk! parody
Singer:bart baker
this song is lazy it just rips off the 80's
back when all funk music was made by huge cocaine addicts
had some white nose candy in it
and everyone got up to use the bathroom every ten minutes
that guy looks like michael jackson
i wrote this song! i'm mark ronson!
but it's just a cheap run-down movie set
girls walking by ignore us
walk by and just ignore us
this song has no real chorus
it's just me and these four guys clappin'
looking into the camera clappin'
something cool is about to happen
we're gonna dance while the cameraman spins the camera around
mark don't try to get down!
white boy dance like a clown
why? because i'm not brown?
hey don't have a meltdown!
please let me hang around!
just don't dance ronson you're too shitty
bruno please sign this check to buy a car that's a wreck
which we'll dance 'round in the street without gettin' in it
can i please dance with you guys now?
no mark ronson you keep sittin'
the sweat's turning my pink jacket red
i'm trying to shine your shoes you coke head!
old lady hair rollers on our heads
and my damn nose is bloody from the blow
and i read a strange rumor
you're michael jackson jr.!
so is it true was he your father?
that would be an amazing honor
that can't be they're different colors!
back from the dead to clear up this shit
but first grab your own dick and dance!
one more time grab your dick
and the world will be stunned
oh my god! i knew it! i'm michael jackson's son! the rumors were true!
yes! that means i'm black.i can dance - heh! in your face