uptown haters (skit)

hmmmm. hmmm hmm hmm hmmm. hello

hey wats up man?

big rave goin on tonight and u rollin wit me?

matthew?

there are no raves in jamaica matthew

what are u talkin about?

naa they carrying dis guy from a biza

man

a guy from a biza?

yea

it gonna be it gonn be off da hook

matthew. the last time u guys try to get me to a to a rave

i ended up at some

no this time. theres glowsticks

it gonn be off the hook

the works

uhhh.matthew matthew

the last time u spoke to me about a rave it was dancehall it was sean paul

no

theres very hot girls in cages though u no

but its not

dutty?

dutty eh

some rubbish on the stage

jumpin up and down. and it was total foolishness

its not wat u thinkin sharky

u kno i'm not into dancehall

no

but sharky

this time. i really. i really wish u would not try to trick me to goin to dese dancehall events wit u guys

i'm not tryin to trick you. sh-- its

cause i'm not into de dance hall

its

and u kno i believe dance hall is rubbish right?

its n-- its a rave

rubbish

i'm not going to allow u to fool me

shark

ur not hearing me

its rave!

into gettin me to go to a dancehall event

no. there's no more of me going to dancehall events!

this is every-- everyting u. there are no raves

u're not going to fool me

this is everything u like

again

ever all right? no more! it's rubbish!