url badman

i work at home in my parents' basement

i don't troll

i make statements

i'm not a cliche sittin' in my pj's

double cupping at lunch on a tuesday

i'm like drake

see? so don't hate me!

i get vexed if you don't appreciate me

real talk

i'll put the world to rights

and when i'm a big boy i'm gonna write for vice

it's not for me

it must be wrong

i could ignore it and move on

but i'm a broadband champion

a url badman

and if you're tryna call it art

i'll have to take it all apart

i got a high-brow game plan

a url badman

i'm a u-r-l b-a-d m-a-n with no empathy

i got a high-brow game plan

a url badman

i'm a u-r-l b-a-d m-a-n and you're dead to me

'cause i'm a broadband champion

a url badman

spectacles with no prescription

short-shorts with conviction

supreme palace

apc

sizzurp in a chalice

yeah

that's so me

i'm a london white boy rapping atl

keyboard warrior that can't spell

i don't like you

i think you're worthless

i wrote a long piece about it up on my wordpress

it's not for me

it must be wrong

i could ignore it and move on

but i'm a broadband champion

a url badman

and if you're tryna call it art

i'll have to take it all apart

i got a high-brow game plan

a url badman

i'm a u-r-l b-a-d m-a-n with no empathy

i got a high-brow game plan

a url badman

i'm a u-r-l b-a-d m-a-n and you're dead to me

'cause i'm a broadband champion

a url badman

i like jordans

joyrich

dj's screw shit

i'm as complex

pitchfork

winnie the pooh shit

i'm a space ghost perpetrator

a bottom half of idolater

a check for tyler the creator

a blogespheric vindicator

a$ap

kanye

xx remix

mike jones

paul wall

i need a kleenex

i don't like girls much

they're kinda silly

unless of course they wanna play with my willy

i'm a u-r-l b-a-d m-a-n with no empathy

i got a high-brow game plan

a url badman

i'm a u-r-l b-a-d m-a-n and you're dead to me

'cause i'm a broadband champion

a url badman

i got a high-brow game plan

a url badman