v card (not nuthin')

i want my first time to be

with someone who loved me

i want the second one

for fun

to be for lust

just because

i want the third time to be for money

and the fourth

it should be for fame

i want the fifth time to be a baptism

in his name

but when i telegraph a kiss

you want to laugh and take the piss

yeah

i've got thick skin

but it's not nothin'

you always treat me like a kid

you go let's not and say we did"