vader is my friend

vader is a friend of mine!

vader is a friend of mine!

vader is a friend of mine!

vader is a friend of mine!

he taught me how to kill

and do it easily

he taught me i could do it when people laughed at me!

i've had friends before

they've all been such a bore

he showed me how to dance just like a whore!

vader is a friend of mine!

vader is a friend of mine!

vader is a friend of mine!

vader is a friend of mine!

he taught me how to torture

'til people had no soul

he stabbed a guy with a lightsaber and left a little hole!

they may say he's evil

but i say that's a lie

trust me

he's a super-cool guy!

vader is a friend of mine!

vader is a friend of mine!

once

i tried to run

i tried to run away

but he cut my achilles tendon with his little blade!

he is like a shark!

but he walks on the land

he'll try to kill you any way he can!

vader is a friend of mine!

vader is a friend of mine!

he will kill my family

if i do something wrong

he chokes me with his force powers when i write silly songs!

this song is silly

so now i'm going to die

he put a bomb right in my underwear!

bye!