vaginal hubris

Singer:jon lajoie

yo

this song's dedicated to a very confident woman

that's right

this goes out to my sister in law

jenny. what? what?

she's proud of her pussy

her peach

her bearded clam is well groomed. thinks that she's the real deal

all other pussies are cartoons. her vagina is a church and her clit is the steeple

her vulva's one of barbera walters' most fascinating people. she's got vaginal hubris

vaginal hubris

according to her vag all other pussies are useless. vaginal hubris

vaginal hubris. her pussy confidence is unbreakable like bruce willis. she said you're never gonna leave

i've got the best sausage wallet. other guys would kill to get inside this cock socket. i said

you may be overconfident you see

cause there's a lot of fresh fish in this vaginal sea. she said

my pussy is a 10 and your dick is a 3

you'll never find any better so you're never gonna leave. i said

guess what girl? i'm leaving

i want out of this. cause your way too confident and it's my hypothesis that you've got vaginal hubris

vaginal hubris

if her pussy made movies

it'd be stanley kubrick. vaginal hubris

vaginal hubris. she assumes that her muffhammed ali never loses. vaginal hubris

vaginal hubris

if coochies were the news

she'd be huey lewis. put your hands in the air if you ever really get when you take off your underwear. she may be overconfident

but maybe her pussy sings and dances like fred astaire. let's get on the highway

taking the car pool lane.