vampires, mummies and the holy ghost

looked in my laptop what did i see

a flashing message said today therapy

rather walk through fire

than converse with my shrink

but i'm getting better

that's what some people think

talk about denial

and dysfunctional things

head's like a bell somedays

it dongs and it dings

my brain playing tricks on me

it likes to shift gears

spend lots of money

but i'm tackling my fears

vampires

mummies and the holy ghost

these are the things that terrify me the most

no aliens

psychopaths or mtv hosts

scares me like vampires

mummies and the holy ghost

had a dream last night

took a time traveling ride

back to my childhood

where those monsters reside

they snack on innocence

and dine on self-esteem

but i like to be in touch with what makes me scream

vampires

mummies and the holy ghost

these are the things that terrify me the most

no aliens

psychopaths or mtv hosts

scares me like vampires

mummies and the holy ghost

i was never ever frightened

by the murderer on our block

he nurtured orchids and raised hamsters

the neighborhood is still in shock

la

la

la

la

la. so many dragons lurking out in the fog

so many crazy people mumblin' monologues

it's not the tales of stephen king that i've read

i need protection from the things in my head

vampires

mummies and the holy ghost

these are the things that terrify me the most

no aliens

psychopaths or mtv hosts

scares me like vampires

mummies and the holy ghost